Tennyson Vandewhiskers

Hexproof, haste
Tennyson Vandewhiskers enters the battlefield
with two luck counters on it.
{t}, Remove a luck counter from this permanent: Choose one —
• Tennyson deals 1 damage to any target.
• Add {u} or {r}.
• Return Tennyson to its owner's hand.
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