Terrarium Cafeteria

{t}: Add {b}.
"Whenever a creature goes to a graveyard from anywhere add an occupation counter on Terrarium Cafeteria. Whenever there are three or more occupation counters on Terrarium Cafeteria, it has, "{t}: Add {u} or {g}.
"You know this use to be some guy's mansion. Why'd they have all these specimens just sitting on display?" — Iconoclast Technician