Tests

Flash, hexproof
When this card enters the battlefield Starch (if
you are wearing a browny-orange to a dark,
blue-black top, draw a card as starch is present)
Lipids (shake up an opponents card and put a
drunk counter on it. It stays tapped until there
next turn, untap it by a milky emulsion) and
Proteins (if you are wearing blue the colour of
copper sulfate II to purple trousers, draw a card as protein is present)