Text From Brandon

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery, use
Google to translate that spell's text into Japanese.
Then use Google to translate it back into English,
and resolve the spell according to the new text.
"Then check on the car. And I will too drunk and a
lime home it was to go to my car aligned back to my
house but your car is good I'll get it before the street
cleaning in the a.m. to the musician killing"