Thad Samuelson

+2: Thad Samuelson puts 2 Green, Blue, and Red X/X band member creature tokens on the battlefield where X is Thad Samuelson's current loyalty.
-3: Thad Samuelson puts X +1/+1 counters on any number of target creatures you control, where X is the amount of colors of Thad Samuelson
-9: For each creature you control, create a token that is a non-legendary copy of it. These creatures gain haste until end of turn.