Thanatos, Death Incarnate

Indestructible
As long as your devotion to red is less than five, Thanatos isn't a waifu.
Whenever another waifu enters the battlefield
under your control, Thanatos deals 2 damage to
each opponent.
{2}{r}: Waifus you control get +1/+0
until end of turn.
—
"Death has come."
Hades