Thanus

When Thanus enters the battlefield create a Legendary token called Infinity Toilet with
"For each spell you cast place a Fart counter on Infinity Toilet."
{w}{u}{b}{r}{g} {t}; Remove six Fart counters from Infinity Toilet and for each permanent flip a
coin. If tails, remove it from the game.
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.