The 30 Year Old Chef

If this card is in your opening hand, you may cast
it for free before the game begins. When The 30
Year Old Chef enters the battlefield, all
opponents must sing Happy Birthday to anyone
with the name Dan Turtle.
{b}{2}{t} Players named Dan Turtle may set their
starting life to 30. If they do, they become the
monarch. Activate this ability for free if it is their
birthday and they control their commander.