The 7-Mile Spanking Machine

When you planeswalk to The 7-Mile Spanking Machine, target creature gains banding and
"{1}: This creature deals 1 damage to another
target creature. Until you planeswalk, that
creature gains banding and this ability. Activate
only once." until you planeswalk.
Whenever chaos ensues, draw a card for each
creature you control whose toughness is greater
than its power.
"Is this where the line starts?"
- Squidward