The Adventures of Pete & Pete

Choose one:
Draw a card or all Peter creatures you
control get +0/+3 and reach until the end of
your turn.
All right, if we're gonna get along,
there's three rules: One, sleep with your
shoes on, just in case you have to make a
break. Two, no eating unless I taste it first.
Three, my code name is... "Shecky."