The Balance Tipper

Protection from Green and from Red.
Put one -1/-1 counter on The Balance Tipper: target creature gets -3/-0 until end of turn
Put two -1/-1 counters on The Balance Tipper: Draw a card.
Put three -1/-1 counters on The Balance Tipper: counter target spell.
Tap three target permanents you control: put a +1/+1 counter on The Balance Tipper.
"There, that's better." -The Balance Tipper