The BB Channel

Whenever you cast a spell, for each of its colors, choose a creature, then it gains the following until end of turn;
- Green: "{1}{u}: Scry 1."
- Red: "{t}: Add {g} to your mana pool."
- Blue: "{r}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end
of turn."
"Welcome to the BB Channel! You don't seem well...
It's up to BB-chan to save you! Absolute recovery!
Cursed Cupid Cleanser!...Was it painful?" - BB