The Beloved Newborn

Protection from everything
Menace, Indestructable
Sacrifice a food token, put a +1/+1 counter on
The Beloved Newborn.
{t}: Make The Beloved Newborn burp, untap it.
{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}{t}: Remove two +1/+1 counters from
The Beloved Newborn, target player loses the
game and changes this creature's diaper.