The Big Question

Ask Target Opponent for their penis sice. If they anwser truthfully (anything under 20cm let's not
scare the bottoms) they sacrifice half of the
nonland permanents they control. If they lie
destroy all creatures and enchantments they
control.
Life often confronts us with Big questions, and answer
them truthfully we must only if benefitial to the tides
of battle. - Sung Zu in The Art of War