The Bliss of Ignorance

Landfall —whenever a Land enters the
battlefield, that land's controller may have you
create two 2/1 Plant Elemental creature tokens.
Whenever a plant Creature enters the Battlefield,
the player who's turn it is may gain 2 life and
Surveil 1, then each other opponent other than
you loses 2 life.
"Wow, look at the magnificent color of these roses,
how could I destroy such a marvelous thing?"