The Blissfeild Butcher

When Blissfield Butcher enters the battlefield, choose target creature an opponent controls. Until end of turn, Blissfield Butcher gains control of that creature and it gains haste. At the beginning of the next end step, sacrifice that creature and deal damage equal to its power to any target. Create 0/1 victim token.

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