The blue nose

This card enters the battlefield tapped
{p/b}{p/g}{p/r}{p/u}{p/w}{t}if your nose is as red as the nose
in the art you win the game Go to the hospital
for {x} days where {x} equals the severity of the condition of your nose on a scale of 1 to 10
{t} sacrifice an artifact:
Gain 3 life for each opponent