The Bord Bocus

Trample
Whenever The Bord Bocus deals combat damage
to a player, meme that many permanents you
don't control at random. (To meme a permanent,
put a meme counter on it. For as long as it has a
meme counter, that permanent does not untap during
its controller's untap step.)
Crew 2
"Who is the green gooser? " - Jawn T