The Briefcase

shroud
At the beginning of your upkeep, put an intrigue counter on The Briefcase. Creatures you control have+1/+1 for every intrigue counter on the briefcase.
{p/r}{p/u}, add intrigue counters equal to the amount currently on The Briefcase

{3}, remove 3 intrigue counters, creatures you
control gain +5/+2 untill end of turn
{9}, remove 20 intrigue counters, permanents you control gain protection from everything until end of turn, destroy everything else