The Brown Bearded

+1: Assasin Remark: The Brown Bearded deals 2 damage to up to 2 creatures.
-3: Stone Head: You can interpret any rule of one card like you goddamn want.
-8: Keto Farts: Fart on one side of the battlefield, distribute less than 50 grams of carbs to any number of creatures. Each carb deals 1 damage.