The Celestial Toymaker

Deathtouch
Absorb 2 (If a source would deal damage to this creature, prevent 2 of that damage.)
Dethrone (Whenever this creature attacks the player with the most life or tied for most life, put a +1/+1 counter on it.)
I offer you power. Power to corrupt, to destroy. Think of the exhilaration of that power. -The Celestial Toymaker