The Chair Under All

Spells with chairs in their art can't be countered, and permanents with chairs in their art have Ward {x}, where
X is the number of chairs depicted in the art. (thrones, stools, benches, and any other object made to be sat on are chairs).

At the beginning of your upkeep, gain control of all permanents with chairs in their art.

I have heard, and I believe, that there is an ultimate 'chair' somewhere that we both model our thoughts from - one that has the basics of all "chair-ness."
{line