The Chupacabra

Deathtouch
Pounce{1}{r}—A player casts a spell with converted mana cost 5 or higher.
{1}: Exile The Chupacabra. It's owner adds {r}. Any player may activate this ability.
{b}{2}: Return The Chupacabra to the battlefield. Untap it. It gains Haste.
"Por la sangre de puta madre!"