The Cuno, Juvenile Offender

Whenever you sacrifice a clue token, choose one—
• The Cuno deals 2 damage to target creature.
• Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
• Target creature an opponent controls can't block
this turn. Goad it.

"F— out of here with your commie propaganda.
There's only Cunoganda in the Kingdom of Cuno!"