The Dead Bush

Equipped creature gains omnipotence,
omniscience, and omnipresence. (A creature with
omnipotence has infinity power. A creature with
omniscience gains "You may look at the top card of
any library at any time." A creature with
omniscience can be cast from anywhere on the field.)

Equip {5}
"If the noobs didn't have the Dead Bush, they
wouldn't exist."