The Deli Meat Slicer

As long as this card is attached to an untapped
creature, that creature's owner must be flicking
off other players at the table, otherwise sacrifice
the equipped creature.
Equipped creature gets trample and +1/+1 for
each food you control. Whenever it deals combat
damage to a player, create that many food tokens.
Equip {p/w}{p/w} ({p/w}{p/w}: Attach to target creature you
control. Equip only as a sorcery.)