The DK Rap

Begin reciting the DK Rap. The entire DK
Rap. When the normal rap ends, make up a
new verse that describes another member of
the Kong family. This verse has to match
the rhythm and rhyme scheme and must
have at least 6 lines. At the end of that verse, create a 8/8 Ape creature token unless you failed to recite the entire rap or messed up in any way with the extra verse.