The DM

You meet someone who identifies them self as the
dungeon manager. "Welcome, Please rate your
dungeon crawling experience out of 6 stars."
as he hands you a dice
ACTION:
Roll: [1] lose 1hp token [2] add 1hp poison status
[3] add 2hp decay status [4] add 1 health potion
[5] add 1 hp token [6] add 1 power token