The Dude

{ut}Add {w} to your mana pool
When The Dude enters the battlefield say
"come on man" and pay X.
Dude gets X +1/-1 counters and you put out
X white russian tokens onto the battlefield.
{w}{w} sacrifice 2 white russian tokens.
The Dude gets a +1/+1 counter and vigilance till
end of turn
{w}{w}{w}{w}{w}Remove The Dude from combat.
Give him a -1/-1 counter and create a
white russian token.