The Dude

Defender—or whatever, man.
When The Dude enters the battlefield,
choose one of the following:
1. Exile target creature and replace with
a 1/1 bowling pin token;
2. Equip The Dude with a Rug token artifact
(Rug adds +0/+1 and hexproof)
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