The Dudley Boyz

When The Dudley Boyz enter the battlefield,
choose one —
• It gains trample and haste until end of turn.
• It fights target creature you don't control.
{2}{r}{g}, Discard The Dudley Boyz: Destroy up to one target artifact or enchantment. Shufile The Dudley Boyz into your library from your graveyard, then draw a card.

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