The Elder Ones

+2: Create X 99/99 La Chancla red artifact creatures. At least one must sit on a higher elevation than the rest.
-1: Destroy up to one target planeswalker an opponent controls. Then throw down a sick beat in celebration of their demise. (Thanos Car)
-20: Excelsior! Sacrifice the Elder Ones. You win the game and cherish the memories, because no card can match The Elder Ones.