The End is Near! (I think...)

Choose left or right. Each player names a card,
then exiles the top five cards of their library.
Each player who named a card that isn't among
those exiled this way by the player nearest in the
chosen direction loses the game.
Johnny, Combo Player: "Just wait until I make my
next move!"
Timmy, Power Gamer: "Ha! I'm playing The End is
Near! (I Think...) Take that loser!"