The English Channel

When The EC enters the battlefield put 2*{x}life counters on The EC. Create four intelligence counters for your opponent. The EC is immune to spells/abilities that would destroy it. Enemy attacking creatures attack The EC instead of you. Life counters are removed from The EC equal to damage dealt to it. Your opponent choses which battlefield he attacks.
When The EC has no life counters on it exile The EC.
Claim {5}