The Esler

{9}{b} report 500 radiographs while waiting for a procedure on a saturday
{p/u}{s}{6} Scull 5 litres of beer
{4}{p/w}{b/r}{w/b}{4} Make the worst possible supercoach trade with high accuracy
{w}{10}{s}{w/u} Sarcastic cutting jibe about *insert registrar or diagnostic radiologist*