The First Date

Two Maroon 5 fans arranged to meet for
dinner. He went for a hug, she gave him a
handshake. They talked and talked until the
T4 employees kicked them out. He offered
to drive her home afterward, where they
discovered he was mulching down the
street at his parents' house just a week ago.
It was a perfect first date. And little did
they know, also their last first date.