The Flat Place

{t}: Add {c}
{g/w}, {t}: Put a +1/+1 Counter on target creature. It gains Trample and Lifelink until end of turn.
{u/r}, {t}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
The Flat Place deals 1 damage to target creature or player.
{u/b}, {t}: Surveil 1, then Draw a card. Each opponent mills 3 cards.

Moons out? Goons out.