The Fooglie Jester

Haste

-Pay {1} to flip a coin. If Heads give all "Floop's Fooglies" +1/+1 until they are removed from the battlefield. If Tails give all "Floop's Fooglies" -1/-0 until they are removed from the battlefield.
-Comedy comes in threes. The third time "The Fooglie Jester" hits the same player, that player must pay {2} or tap all their creatures for 1 turn

"Laugh now, cry later."