The Forgotten Emerge

If a creature you control is destroyed, instead
exile it and give The Forgotten Emerge a
counter with +1/+2 and Mirage.
Mirage: if this creature would take damage,
instead redirect that damage to a creature you
control, and remove Mirage.
"What did you think would happen when you put that cursed doll in a blender with the cursed slime?!" -assimilated explorer chump