The French Taunter

Flying, defender
As The French Taunter enters, choose left or right. Each player may attack only the nearest opponent in the chosen direction and planeswalkers controlled by that opponent.

"You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King. You and all your silly English
k..nights. I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed, animal food-through wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a