The G_ddam_ Cat

If any player leaves the table, for any reason,
The G_ddam_ Cat destroys everything on the battlefield.
-*Newborn kitten, Uncle Sam, on Gotcha Day
July 4, swishes her tail, on my chest, nose against
mine* "Aww, so cu-WHA?! *sniff* AUUGH,
KITTY GAS! UNCLE SAM!! How did
something so tiny make a smell *THAT* BIG??
*PUURRRR!!!...* "Aww..."