The Gate Keeper

Looks can be deceptive, the Gate Keeper of the
pond holds all the power.
Abilities:
To talk about 18 things all at once but never
finish the convo with even 1 coherent ending.
To cast the Time Slowing Spell when a convo
starts (1 Jodi minute equals 45 earth minutes)
Weaknesses:
Little men that share passion for
spreadsheets. Gate Keeper MUST be kept happy.