The Gloating Leech

When you cast Gloating Leech, you have 10
seconds to say something extremely obnoxious.
If the other players start throwing things at you,
you gain 10 life.
If Gloating Leech gets countered, you may smile
in a smug manner. If you do, shuffle Gloating
Leech back into your library and you deal 2
damage to each opponent.
{b}{b}{b}: Draw 3 cards and lose 6 life.