The GooGooKing

This spell can’t be countered. Indestructible, Defender Creatures your opponents control can’t attack you or permanents you control unless their controller pays {3} for each creature attacking. Creatures with power 3 or less can’t attack you. Whenever a creature attacks you or a permanent you control, create a 4/4 colorless Golem artifact creature token. {flavor} Wat da fwumph!