The gopter

The Gopter enters the battlefield face down as a colorless artifact named “The Gopter“. As you cast this spell, each player writes a single‑sentence effect on a piece of paper and keeps it hidden. When The Gopter enters the battlefield, reveal the written effects. Then each player votes for one of them. The Gopter gains the text of the effect with the most votes until end of turn. If there is no majority, each player draws a card. If the chosen effect is continuous, The Gopter remains on the battlefield with that text. If it is a one‑time effect, exile The Gopter.{flavor}“No one knows what it does. They just know it’s bad.”