The Great Bootleg

Hexproof, skulk
Whenever The Great Bootleg deals damage to a player, that player exiles a card at random from his or her hand. If the exiled card is a creature, artifact or enchantment, you may cast it without paying its mana cost and it becomes a colorless Bootleg in addition to its other types.
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