The Great Mighty Poo

Indestructible, Reach
When The Great Might Poo Is destroyed, return him to the battlefield tapped with a +2/+1 counter on him unless he was killed by a card called Unusually Large Toilet Paper Roll
Monstrous-
Lv1: {p/r}{2} The Great Mighty Poo Gains Trample and +3/+3
Lv2: {p/r}{p/r}{p/r}{4} The Great Mighty Poo Gains Menace and +3/+3
Lv3:{p/r}{p/r}{p/r}{p/r}{4} The Great Mighty Poo Gains Protection from Unusually Large Toilet Paper and +5/+5