The green waddle dee

When this card enters the battlefield say "hey
dude" if you say it first then you choose if it
enters as a 3/3 The green waddle Dee with
lifelink or a 1/1 The green waddle Dee with
shroud indestructible and hey dude (at the
beginning of your upkeep say "hey dude" if you
say it first then put a +1/+1 counter on this card,
if you don't say it first then put a -1/-1 counter
on this card) if you don't say it first then The
green waddle Dee enters as a 1/2 with defender
and hexproof from ow