The Grim Squeaker

Deathtouch, Protection from creatures
When The Grim Squeaker is exiled or put into a
graveyard from anywhere, return it to its owner's
hand at the beginning of the next end step.
{b}, {t}: The Grim Squeaker deals 1 damage to all
players and all creatures with toughness 1 or less.
SQUEAK!
—The Grim Squeaker