The Hollywood Hootsman

Trample, Vigilance, Haste.
{w},{t}, sacrifice The Hollywood Hootsman: For
each player, destroy target land that player
controls, then exile all creatures on the
battlefield. Each player may return a creature
card they own exiled this way to the battlefield.
"HOOTS!...HOOTS!...HOOTS!...HOOTS!..."
-the national anthem of Unst